Privacy Policy

Who we are

Our website address is:


You have no privacy, all your data is mine and I will steal your peanut butter


I like cookies. I am the Cookie Monster. Nom nom nom.

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Who we share your data with

Everyone. There is no such thing as your data. It is OUR data now.

How long we retain your data

As long as I want.

What rights you have over your data

You don’t have any.

Where your data is sent

Straight to me!